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His name is Joe Bovino, an attorney who fancies himself an expert on women. Seriously, what year does this guy come from? This SO accurately depicts Brazilian women!
Totally okay for men to sleep around, but ladies?! Joe Bovino just really gets it, yanno? The only thing worse than the words inside are the heinous illustrations. Did you know that August is Romance Awareness Month? Jennifer Lopez captures our hearts in this fairytale-like movie that would put the original Cinderella story to shame.
Lopez stars as a hard-working single mom stuck balancing parenting duties with her long hours at a ritzy hotel in, you guessed it, Manhattan. Dona is determined to see her son give her the grandchild she so desperately wants. So what happens when Dona arranges a marriage, to a woman, for her son?
Hijinks ensue as both of them eventually discover the value of a real, connected relationship. This black and white film begins with what seems like the start of just another workday for salesgirl Marcia. She somehow ends up propositioned by two aggressive, dagger-wielding lesbians — Mao and Lenin.
The movie twists and turns into not only chasing Papi, but also avoiding the cops and some shady criminals. Released in , this film follows 40 year old mother of two, Elvira, in her quest to find her husband, Gustavo. Considering this was the first Cuban film to be nominated for an Oscar for the best foreign language film, this gem begins with hints of a cute gay rom-com, before transforming into something else.